Showing posts with label wasting time. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wasting time. Show all posts

You Can Be My Wingman Anytime

Monday, July 22, 2013

Joel and I caught the Sunday morning viewing of Pacific Rim.

Everything you need to know about this movie can be gleaned from Top Gun.

In fact, I am 90% certain you could take the lines from Top Gun, voice it over this movie, and it would largely make sense.

Fortunately, Joel and I are Top Gun fans, so we enjoyed the movie for its entertainment value and for the fact that we tried to pick which Top Gun lines and characters would apply to a given scene or character in Pacific Rim.

The acting was actually decent (nothing like this unspeakable travesty), and the story was well-conceived, though formulaic.  But you can't go into a Giant Summertime CGI Blockbuster expecting Oscar material, except for maybe the CGI.  Largely, the storyline for Pacific Rim was a delivery vehicle for CGI fights between giant 50-story robots and 50-story alien creatures.

And. It. Was. Awesome.

But it had it all:  diamond-in-the-rough hot-shot pilot with a personal tragedy, the Ice Man, the incredulous Commander always busting the hero's balls, the uncertain "co-pilot" (each robot is piloted by 2 troops, who must be able to establish a mental and emotional link for the robot to move), the forces of good on the brink of defeat, a faceless bureaucracy ready to dismantle the world's best chance of defense, on and on.  There's actually, as Joel and I discussed, plenty of room for a series based on this, given the rich back story only hinted-at in the first 15 minutes of the movie.  Pacific Rim for sure has way more style points and predictably-satisfying scenes and outcomes, but damn...it's fun! And I can't say enough about the CGI. These fights looked and felt real without the herky-jerky, hard-to-follow Transformers fight scenes.

Now, I kept it short on the review because that's not really my goal with this post.  Go see Pacific Rim; I plan to take my 8-year-old to see it, who will probably go apeshit for it.  My goal is this, reiterated from the 2nd sentence of this post:  everything you need to know about this movie can be gleaned from Top Gun.

Pick any movie about pilots, piloting big machines, and maverick-y heroes, and they all stem from Top Gun.  Top Gun, IMO, is the progenitor of that type of movie.  These pilot/co-pilot, fantastic machinery flicks follow the Top Gun formula devised by late MSU professor Jim Cash.

This led our discussion to:  all cop movies stem from Lethal Weapon (the uptight 'gimmie your badge and your gun' commander whose past turns out to be strangely similar to the hero's, the cop-on-the-edge, the reluctant but faithful partner who is wounded or dies, etc).

No point on a summer Monday other than:  discuss.

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Oh, Canada!

Monday, July 02, 2012

I love our neighbors to the North.

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Art Via Science

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Perspective.

On board the International Space Station ESA astronaut André Kuipers
 looks through a drop of water containing a bubble of air.


Credit: ESA/NASA

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Traditioooooon....Tradition!

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Interesting infographic on traditional marriage:

The prospect of gaining concubines is pretty awesome. The multiple-wives thing, though? That's where it gets tough (love you, honey!).

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Nerds!

Friday, August 12, 2011

Never thought about religion in this light:

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Still Got It

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Doonesbury, FTW:

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Your Dose of Daily AWESOME

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

This pretty much caps my day: Lionel Richie and Rob Zombie singing Brick House. What does one do with their day after seeing this?

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Open

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Egypt!

Libya!

Bahrain!

Wisconsin!

Indiana!

Michigan!

Rahm!

I got sick of looking at my post from last week, and the rest of you are apparently too apathetic or lazy to post anything, so this is an open thread.

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Commercialist

Monday, February 07, 2011

By far, the Smitty Household's favorite Superbowl ad was the Darth Vader ad:

Smitty Jr tries in vain every single day to move something or blow something up in our house using the force. The Wonder Twins, following suit, try it too. We officially have 2 Jedi-in-training in our house, and 1 Sith. Given the wry grins and classic "Eddie Haskell" attitude of one of the kids, though, I am fairly certain that one of the Jedi will very easily slip to the Dark Side given a little time. Up to those who know my kids to decide who is in training for what.

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Fear and Loathing

Thursday, January 20, 2011

From the web site The Beast, I bring you The 50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2010.

#1 is no surprise and I saw it coming. Much-used literary device. It's still funny, though, if not somewhat accurate. And #50...I think they could have been harsher on her.

[h/t Balloon Juice]

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Conversations On Race

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

A lot of folks are doing a great job of using humor to discuss race. This particular video, while a little more raw, still makes a point; latent, subtle racism hurts every bit as much as plain ol' Southern-style racist tyrades.

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Mish Mash

Friday, July 23, 2010

No beer review yet again this week. Bob and I are making some tweaks to the labels at the bottom of each review. Soon, by clicking the Beer Review button, you will be able to view all the beer reviews on this site by either their layman's terms (dark, light, bitter, sweet, etc) or by their actual "official" designation through the Beer Judge Certification Program (Bock: Doppelbock; Light Hybrid: Kolsch; etc.). This is taking a lot of time to sort through, so bear with us.

A couple random notes:

First of all, in the true spirit of the Dark Side, Darth Vader was caught on camera recently robbing a bank. Good to know the Dark Lord of the Sith likes it keep it real.

We all know and hate the Westboro Baptist Church (note: if you Google their web site and click their official home page link, Google tells you the link is broken...heh...). These are the idiots who protest things like Marines' funerals with their "God Hates Fags" and "God Hate America" signs.

Well, it turns out they decided to protest Comic-Con in San Diego. They were met by the most immense counter-protest of Nerdly Power ever witnessed. It was a thing of beauty. A small collection of Fred Phelps' family members and incest victims on one side of the street, a line of 3 or 4 cops with huge face-splitting grins, and a few hundred nerds with signs that read "God Hates Kittens," "God Hates Jedi" (wielded by a guy in a Star Trek costume) and "All Glory to the Hypno-Toad."

Go here to witness the Power of Dorks. Nerd Power!!

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I Kan Rite!

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Hat Tip to Balloon Juice, here is a writing analyzer.

For the result below, I entered by most recent Golden Cap Saison review. Good thing I really like Neil Gaiman!

I write like
Neil Gaiman

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!



My review of my Sam Adams Triple Bock yielded an Ernest Hemingway. Depressed and verbose??

I am dying to know who this widget thinks Rickey writes like...

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Combat Bibles??

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

I saw this over at Balloon Juice:A combat bible??

I asked The Google about combat bibles. The paid link was this. Am I alone in being fascinatedly worried about the fact that there are 13+ bibles with camouflage and American Flag covers on them? Remember yesterday's post about the unfortunate confluence of biblical and constitutional literalism...well, here it is in cammies, ready to fight.

I also came across this link. It goes into a bit of detail about the "problems" this company had with "spearation of church and state" issues and being able to put military logos on bibles. But they are proud to distribute them to service-members for free. Another fun part:

Each Holman Christian Standard military Bible features:

--Special Presentation, Dedication and Records sections for Military Personnel
--Words of Christ in Red
--An Introduction to the Holman Christian Standard Bible
--Explanatory Notes
--The Plan of Salvation
--The Pledge of Allegiance
--The Star Spangled Banner
--The Oath of Allegiance for Enlisted Personnel
--U.S. Armed Forces Code of Conduct
--Battle Hymn of the Republic
--America the Beautiful
--Onward Christian Soldiers
--Where to Turn (Scripture Readings for all Occasions)
--So Great a Faith (The story of Jesus and the Centurion)
--The Apostle's Creed
--The Nicene Creed
--Testimonials and Encouragement from Officer's Christian Fellowship
--History of the Armed Forces
--Symbols & Logos
--Quotations, Prayers and Inspiration from:
D.L. Moody
George Washington
President George W. Bush
General George S. Patton
Captain Eddie Rickenbacker
Jimmy Stewart
and others
--Plus Additional Material Specific to Each Branch of the Armed Forces
Wait a minute. Did I read that right? Among what I would expect (Jesus' quotes in red, the Nicene Creed, etc.) there are also clearly American- and service-oriented pieces in there. In and of itself it's no big deal. But in the bigger picture of our discussions in the last few posts here and on Streak's blog, this is clearly a part of a pattern.

I am not banging on religion, especially in the service ("...no such thing as a foxhole atheist..."). When I was deployed, we didn't get bibles and nobody gave them to us. The Chaplain was someone you saw when you had a personal problem. Services were Catholic, Protestant, Muslim and Jewish, not Catholic and 79 different protestant services.

Something has changed, culturally, within the military. Prayer used to be personal. A couple guys had bibles; one was about to enter a seminary. We didn't have daily prayer circles. Our officers, when they hung with us enlisted guys, had plenty of other stuff to talk about. But when did the military become the enforcement arm of the evangelical wing?

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The Pro

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Delivered to my door a few days ago, and now cleaned, assembled, and retrofitted with the correct parts for homebrew kegs (instead of commercial kegs) is one Edgestar 2-Tap Kegerator!It holds 2 5-gallon "Cornelius" homebrew kegs and includes a digital temperature control.

And for Fathers Day, I am brewing up a Scottish 80-Shilling Ale and a British Pale Ale as the keg's inaugural beers...in a mere 4 weeks from Brew Day, Mrs. Smitty and I (and some assorted friends and neighbors) will be using my new, lovely piece of beer-loving heaven.

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160,000 Years of Walking

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

On another site I frequent, a poster provided a link to a site that provides an interactive map of the migration of...us (homo sapiens)!

From the Bradshaw Foundation, compliments of Stephen Oppenheimer (author of Out of Eden and The Real Eve), here's the interactive Journey of Mankind.

To just hit the play button at each step will take you about 3 minutes to spin through the map. To click each "stop" on the map and play some of the extras will take more time but is totally worth it.

I found it enlightening to see the effect climate had on the early human population and how close to extinction we came on at least three different occasions. But we're crafty little bastards, and here we are today; out of savannas and steppes and into climate-controlled offices!

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Eight Best Thrash Metal Songs

Friday, April 09, 2010


As a child of the 80's I saw the proliferation of Metal and while many were gravitating towards the pop-metal rhythms of bands like Bon Jovi and Poison, I preferred the harder stuff. The writers at Gunaxin came up with a list of 8 Thrash Metal songs you have to hear. While I feel they may have left some deserving choices off and I would have ranked Motorhead higher, I think they did a good job.

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History Lesson

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

I wish my history profs taught like this. I would have paid way more attention in class instead of trying to read now all the history books I missed then.

At any rate, from our good friends at Cracked:

5 Reasons Our Founding Fathers Were Kind-of Dicks.

Actually, reading this article now gives you a good sense of who and where we are today. We haven't changed much since 1775.

My favorite is #2: The Colonists Were Crazy. After getting Britain into the French and Indian War, after Britain never really worked to collect taxes, after they agreed not to collect certain taxes, we kept at the bastards.

The best, though, is reason #1: They Stirred Up Religious Bigotry to Get People on Their Side.

To be fair to the asshole teabaggers, there were a few legitimate reasons to hate Great Britain but, to be fair to history, the colonists didn't really choose any of those reasons. They picked greed and bigotry.
We are nucking futs. Anyway, it's a fun read, if not quite informative!

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What They Said...

Monday, March 01, 2010

We've all bitched about the Main Stream Media here, and how they have become lazy . Never mind the search for truth; all the MSM does any more is report what somebody said, regardless of its veracity.

Last week, I stumbled across this fun little bit from the folks at Cracked: 5 Things The Media Loves Pretending Are News. Go figure; like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, it obviously takes comedians and snarky Gen-X writers to finally expose truth, rather than just report what people say.

Some of my personal favorites in the post are #5: Let's Ask the Idiots About Science. And this statement from that section of the post rings the truest with me:

When it comes to matters of opinion or personal beliefs, it is absolutely the duty of the news media to report both sides...

When it comes to matters of fact, however, they absolutely do not have that duty. Particularly when it comes to technical or scientific matters where it takes somebody with training to speak knowledgably on the subject.

If we're talking about if, say, vaccines cause autism, we need to hear from scientists. That's a scientific issue. We do not need to hear from Jenny McCarthy or Jim fucking Carrey, in the name of giving "both sides." Jim and Jenny don't get a side. They have no background in the subject, and it's one that requires fucking background.
The MSM, in my mind, regularly confuses FACT with OPINION. Just because someone has something to say on a subject doesn't qualify them to say it, it doesn't mean it's true or even partially true, and it doesn't mean you have to report it, except that you might be ripping on it. As Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan famously said: "you are entitled to your own opinion, but you are not entitled to your own facts."

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Apologies to "Anonymous", and Something Funny

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

First...

my apologies to "anonymous." He left 2 posts on my post about the "flat tire" which, in a haze, I didn't read clearly and I thought they were spam, so I deleted them. Then I got his message about censorship, then I remembered I put the spam-blocking word verification on....

Oops.

So, sorry Anonymous. I didn't mean to censor your comments. I had a moment of stupidity yesterday. Post away (though I do *wish* you'd reveal yourself!).

On to the funny.

There is a protest outside the capitol today. A group of snowmen are protesting possible tax increases.

While this is a hilarious and unique type of protest...

...someone should tell the snowmen that they don't pay any taxes.
UPDATE
I didn't know snowmen could vote. What is this country coming to when we count snowmen as people?

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