Game Review
Wednesday, September 04, 2013
The Geekbox "Comedy Button" reviews church as if it were a video game.
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Today in Science History
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Continuing in our chain of sciencey threads...
If you had the controls of the mars rover and could place historic tire tracks on the Martian surface, what would you do?
Head to the nearest high value science target? Sign your name? Write: “Hi mom”?
Nope.
I’d do what the folks at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory did. I’d draw a giant phallus.
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Fun with Rick Perry
Thursday, December 08, 2011
The Rick Perry Scary:
The Heathen Response:
Trip to the Counselor's Office
Friday, May 06, 2011
From a word scramble. I would guess that the kid was in 2nd or 3rd grade.
Lewis Black on Glenn Beck
Thursday, May 20, 2010
I am sure a lot of you saw this, but I will post it for those that didn't. Comedian Lewis Black had a brilliant rant on Glenn Beck:
Oh What a Feeling...
Wednesday, February 03, 2010
I have resisted kicking them while they are down, but as a loyal Michigander, I just cannot take it anymore. This video was just way too funny not to post.
Now that the liberals in the media have turned on Toyota, they are really screwed.
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Toyotathon of Death | ||||
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Injured in a dirigible accident?
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
I wish I had something more substantive, but you'll have to be content with one of the most goofy PI lawyer ads I have seen:
If I get hurt while filming Cannonball Run IV or by an exploding zeppelin, I wouldn't hesitate to call these guys.
Video Fun - Get Some Balls!
Friday, January 22, 2010
Timely, political, funny and related to beer.
What more could you ask for in a video?
Shit My Dad Says...
Monday, November 16, 2009
Well, not exactly. My dad can be pretty funny, but Justin has been getting a lot of buzz and possibly a TV deal, though it would have to be cleaned up quite a bit. Here are some of the funnier posts:
"I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving shit."
"You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."
I think the baby shit....Well, I'm smelling shit right now, so if it ain't the baby, one of you has a big fucking problem."
"I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news."Read more...
Something Light for the Weekend--The Ballad of GI Joe
Thursday, October 22, 2009
The crew at Funny or Die convinced some fairly decent actors to make this spoof of Gi Joe.
Since A Beer Review...
Saturday, August 29, 2009
..is the last thing on Smitty's mind due to being under the weather, a little review is in order.
Read more...Gotta Be the Shoes...
Saturday, July 11, 2009
My last trial was a divorce where the defendant had represented himself up until a few months before the trial. He filed a few really ridiculous motions, but this one from a Florida court takes the cake. It is a:
Motion to Compel Defense Counsel To Wear Appropriate Shoes
Here are some excerpts from that Motion:
1. This is an action alleging personal injuries . . . .
2. Trial is set to begin on June 15, 2009.
3. It is well known in the legal community that Michael Robb, Esquire, wears shoes with holes in the soles when he is in trial.
4. Upon reasonable belief, Plaintiff believes that Mr. Robb wears these shoes as a ruse to impress the jury and make them believe that Mr. Robb is humble and simple without sophistication. . . .
* * *
6. Part of this strategy is to present Mr. Robb and his client as modest individuals who are so frugal that Mr. Robb has to wear shoes with holes in the soles. Mr. Robb is known to stand at sidebar with one foot crossed casually beside the other so that the holes in his shoes are readily apparent to the jury . . . .
7. Then, during argument and throughout the case Mr. Robb throws out statements like "I'm just a simple lawyer" with the obvious suggestion that Plaintiff's counsel and the Plaintiff are not as sincere and down to earth as Mr. Robb.
8. Mr. Robb should be required to wear shoes without holes in the soles at trial to avoid the unfair prejudice suggested by this conduct.
It is an interesting strategy on both parts, but I have never heard of anything like this being tried. The Judge denied the motion. If I were the moving party I would have to say I would be mad that I was being billed for that motion, but they ultimately won the trial.
Lowering the Bar has added this motion to the Archive of Useful Pleadings. There are some pretty good ones. I know that I plan on using the Motion for a Fistfight the next chance I get. Read more...
Nerds Versus Jocks
Monday, June 22, 2009
If you didn't see it, Author/Actor/Humorist John Hodgman gave the keynote address at Friday night’s Radio & Television Correspondents’ Association Dinner. He used it as a forum to discuss the age-old conflict: that between jocks and nerds.
As much as I like to think of myself as a jock...I understood way too many of Hodgman's references. Oh well.
Part 1:
And part 2:I love Hodgman. I think he's one of The Daily Show's funniest commentators. He has also written two of the funniest books I've read: The Areas of My Expertise and More Information Than You Require. He's appeared numerous times on NPR's Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me as well as on general interviews. It's unfortunate that most people only know him for his PC/Mac commercials.
And don't be shy. Admit it: you get all his references. Nerd.
My Redemption?
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
I am working on something more substantive, but for now, in an effort to rid you of the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, here is an angry Natalie Portman:
This hurts my soul
Monday, March 23, 2009
I found this by accident on a site that listed the top 10 celebrity song careers that should not have happened. Surprisingly, Mr. Nimoy was only number 3. If that video isn't bad enough, check out the NAMBLAish album cover:
Яolcats
Sunday, February 22, 2009
This has been a slow week for me, so until I can work on something a little more substantive, I will throw out Яolcats, a site of Eastern European Lolcats, translated to English. For the most part, I find Lolcats kind of annoying (partially because I am not much of a cat person), but these seem better.
Have strength, my little cabbage. By the mercy of NKVD Order No. 00447, we have been chosen for Resettlement.
We will show the tin mines of Kolyma the true power of the proletariat.
Your inactivity is criminal, porcine gastropod…Read more...
Go back to Oklahoma!
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