So, Now What?

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

I guess I have to divorce my wife, marry my buddy Greg, get a cloned baby, murder another one for its stem cells so we can get paid by underground scientists for them, give all our money to the government and offer my job to the first illegal immigrant I see.

3 comments:

Mike 3:57 PM  

Jeez, Smitty! And you call yourself a liberal???

You forgot about "call Osama with code and specific dates to blow up the White House," as well as "burn the flag with the match you used to light your bong."

It's this kind of sloppiness that could cost us in '08. Let's start getting our shit together.

Smitty 4:17 PM  

Thanks, Mike. I totally would have missed those details. I thought I could add a mandatory closing of churches along with that?

Mike 7:45 AM  

I thought I could add a mandatory closing of churches along with that?

You're getting the hang of it, but you're not there yet. Man, we really have to re-learn our wacky, pinko liberalism, don't we.

I'd go with a mandatory redesigning of churches into mosques, ashrams & wicca shrines. Oh, and I'd also add desecration of bibles via inserting gay porn pics between random pages.

No wait, that actually sounds like one of mark Foley's escapades, so let me get back to you here.

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