Daaaaa Bearssss

Monday, August 20, 2007

I have to wonder what led to this.

Here's the kicker for me:

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage.
So many unanswered questions. Was it sex? Boredom? A dare? How much beer did he have? By the sounds of it, the bears certainly had their fair share of beer:
Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.
This certainly tells a sordid tale of sex and betrayal at a beer festival. Some beers. The mood is set. A man undresses. The bears are already naked. Then...a few angry phone calls. Next thing you know, dinner.

Thank God there are no bears at any of the beer fests I go to.


Rickey Henderson 9:44 AM  

Rickey is confused and bewildered by this story. What possible function could the bricks and stones have served?

Smitty 1:26 PM  

Chairs? Decorations? Some sort of bear aphrodisiac?

Bob "Chief Beer Advocate" 9:32 PM  

The stone, cell phones and other items were thrown at the bears in a futile attempt to get them to stop eating the naked dude?

What a waste of a good phone.

Colin 9:12 AM  

I can totally understand this guys thinking! Gettin' naked with a bunch of wild bears is a GREAT way to spend a drunken evening!!

Now I've seen my share of people getting piss drunk and doing stupid things at Beer Festivals (Remember the first Michigan Winter Beer Fest Smitty? Good times...) but perhaps we need to think about keeping heavily intoxicated people away from caged animals? Like just maybe paying attention to how many beers a man brings into a Zoo? Anything over 12 is asking for trouble...

And I think Smitty is right, the bricks are definitely an aphrodisiac, I mean who wouldn't be turned on when being smacked with bricks? I'm sure Bears are totally into being hit with bricks!

Anybody else think we're looking at a potential Darwin Award recipient?

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