The Contest - "I'm Out!"

I love this episode of Seinfeld. You know the one, where Geroge admits he was "busted" by his mother doing a certain one-handed deed to the pictures in a Glamor magazine. This sparks a contest amongst the characters about who can go the longest, with Kramer losing almost immediately.

Well, this little contest in Jolly-Ol England just may be the icing on the cake to a lengthy lifetime career of laughing at sex humor. I'm talking about the Masturbate-a-thon.

Hopefully, Jerry Lewis will never incorporate this tactic into his current telethon.

Indeed, here at Around the Keg, I aim to be your one-stop shop of vice and low-brow humor. And I'll be purchasing 1 ticket to London...

Update: Check out the U.S. Registration Site here and the U.K. Site here. This is hilarious.