The Happiest Bee on Earth

Thursday, June 07, 2007

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"


Damn bee. But it didn't stop me from enjoying my Guinness.

6 comments:

Anonymous,  2:44 PM  

http://www.jollypumpkin.com/beers.htm

Try some of these soon! ~Pols

P.S. Sorry to hear about your foot

B Mac,  2:44 PM  

When I die, I hope it's drowning in a Guinness 800 times my size.

"Creamy mouthfeel, good head retention, nice lacing, slight undercurrents, perhaps a little too much dead-guy aftertaste..."

Bob 10:28 AM  

You still drink Guinness Smitty?

What happened to "World most over-rated beer"?

Pols! You live!

Smitty 10:40 AM  

Yes, Bob. Guinness, while overrated, is absolutely the best session beer ever made. Its smooth creaminess, mild bitterness and relatively low alcohol content make it exactly the kind of beer you can drink repeatedly for 6 straight hours parked on a bar stool. You can drink it faster than Bud or Miller because the carbonation is so creamy rather than hard and fizzy. It's thicker and filling. Smooth as Hell. It is the very definition of "session beer."

Bob 11:55 AM  

Not sure why, maybe you can tell me, it seems that Guinness also seems to produce less of a hangover and is less likely to produce acid reflux.

(A horrible problem to have when you are a beer drinker)

Mike 7:11 AM  

Guinness also seems to produce less of a hangover and is less likely to produce acid reflux

Low alcohol content. I would also think it's lower in sugars since it's so dry.

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