The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
I haven't posted a list in a while, so I decided that in the spirit of the upcoming election we should look back at some of the more interesting exploits of our past leaders as it relates to badassery.
9 comments:
You what, steve? Fuck it. We just don't make our Presidents that way any more. Hell, one of our candidates lied about sniper fire during her comedian-laden trip to Bosnia.
Nice find, Steve. My personal favorite (re: Kennedy);
"Plagued with a bad back his entire life, Kennedy was disqualified from service in the army. Instead of using this as an excuse to pursue the decidedly more sane strategy of staying the fuck away from explody things, Kennedy had his dad pull a few strings..."
I love the list off from that one about the nine manliest names on the planet. #1 is Max Fightmaster... or, as they put it, Staff Sgt. Max FUCKING Fightmaster.
That's out-and-out douchebaggery; that's what that is.
I am glad Jackson is described as a fucking lunatic...which he was. The Democratic Party should not associated with him, nor should we name our fundraisers after him. Jefferson-Jackson Day dinner? No thanks. No Democrat can expect a native American vote as long as we celebrate that dickweed.
No FDR on the list? He only ran the country during two of our worst moments in History - the Great Depression and WWII. Did I mention he did it from a wheelchair?
Truman not on the list either? He nuked a nation. How is that not bad ass?
Lastly, Lincoln must be added to the list. He burned the south to the ground for gods sake...that must be bad ass.
bob:
No, Sheman bruned the South to the ground. HE'S the badass.
FDR was a great leader...but not a goddamned warrior like the others on the list. Gotta kill people or fuck like crazy to make this list. Did you see FDR's wife?? Definitely not badassery.
Truman comes close, but I bet he cried after he made that decision.
"No, Sheman bruned the South to the ground. HE'S the badass."
Who's Sheman...some hermaphrodite supervillian?
I agree with Smitty. You had to do badass things on a personal level. Hell, by your definition, GWB is a badass. He is responsible for thousands of deaths and torture.
"I agree with Smitty. You had to do badass things on a personal level. Hell, by your definition, GWB is a badass. He is responsible for thousands of deaths and torture."
Ouch. Double Ouch. Point well taken. I say no more.
I still say Jackson is a fuck-nut though.
Hulk President repeal habeus corpus! Hulk President smash!
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