More Movie Quotes

Okay, Noah has passed the torch and challenged me to come up with 15 quotes of my own to test yo skilz. I'll clasify these as "Moderate" on the difficulty scale, with a few easier ones in there to break it up.

1. Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think, "At least somebody can stand the son of a bitch." Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work.

2. Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

3. For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.

4. The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess.

5. I distrust a man who says "when." If he's got to be careful not to drink too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.

6. What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz...CHICKEN?!

7. Hee hee hee. "Get her." That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Very scientific.

8. Valentine: STAMPEDE! Stampede, Earl! Get out of the way, get out of the way!

Earl: You dumb shit. I was in a stampede once. Five hundred head, all hell-bent for the horizon.

Valentine: Now, exactly how many cattle are required for a stampede, Earl? Is it three or more? Is there a minimum to 'pede?

Earl: I wish they'd stampede up your ass.

9. And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning.

10. Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He’s a cool dude. He’s trying to help you out.

11. Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife!

12. Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked.

13. Ooh! Now that's good work! The skulls... the bodies... you give it all such a glow! I don't know if it's art, but I like it!

14. You got low self-esteem baby, you're a fantastic fuck.

15. How would you like it if you had balls in your ears?