A Dick By Any Other Name...
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Thanks to my younger brother, Brutha Smitty, for the following picture. Feel free to leave any caption or comments you see fit. But this was too fucking funny.
As for me, I now have a new name for my dick.
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Brutha Smitty said, in his text message to me, that he wants to get Batter Blaster tattooed on his junk.
“Tattooed on his junk.”
I just did the Chevy Chase spit take with my coffee.
Enough said.
"...he wants to get Batter Blaster tattooed on his junk."
So in one position it would say "Batter Blaster" and in the more 'relaxed position' it would say something like:
"Btr Blstr"
Btr Blstr
You're giving him too much credit.
More like "B B"
Brutha Smitty said, in his text message to me, that he wants to get Batter Blaster tattooed on his junk.
He probably just wants some nasty tatoo dude to fondle him for a 1/2 hour.
"nah, don't worry baby, it's completely organic! Says so right here..."
I'm never eating pancakes at Smitty's.
They need to work on their marketing material a bit... Check this out from their wesbsite:
"With its unique, pressurized, patent pending process, Batter Blaster... is fast, easy and fun for the whole family. Batter Blaster makes breakfast a blast!
Just point, blast and cook! "
"we recommend a light coating of vegetable oil or cooking spray, even if you're using a non-stick surface."
Just point, blast and cook
That kinda sums-up how I got my wife pregnant.
{Speechless}
Wow, just wow. For years, Rickey has made cracks about his "ball batter" and "man-milk" but this far surpasses that. An excellent friend.
"That kinda sums-up how I got my wife pregnant."
That also kind of sums up why "Batter Blaster" is all dry from daily scrubbing with Dial.
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