My Name Is...My Name Is...My Name Is...
Sunday, November 30, 2008
From Mr. Furious, who got it from a Mr. Furious regular Toast, a quick-and-harmless meme:
1. Witness Protection Program Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): "Richard Lucille"
2. NASCAR Name (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): "Eugene Leonard"
3. Star Wars Name (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): "Sm-Noa"
4. Detective Name (favorite color, favorite animal): "Blue Bear"
5. Soap Opera Name (middle name, city where you live): "Alexander DeWitt"
6. Superhero Name (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning): "The Green Beer"
7. Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): "Nosm"
8. Gangsta Name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): "Mint Chocolate (times two) Chip"
9. Rock Star Name (current pet’s name, current street name): "Spike Hardtke"
10. Porn Name (1st pet, street you grew up on): "Oliver Raby"
8 comments:
William Barbara
Richard George
Heroge
Green Cat
William Healdsburg
The Red Beer (Our superhero support group meetings are going to be confusing.)
Rost
Chocolate Chocolate Chip (Our gang meetings are going to be confusing, too)
Barley Fitch
Buddy Palm
1. Witness Protection Program Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): "Richard Catherine"
2. NASCAR Name (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): "James Jack"
3. Star Wars Name (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): "Ma-Brya"
4. Detective Name (favorite color, favorite animal): "Blue Dog"
5. Soap Opera Name (middle name, city where you live): "Richard South Bend" (worst name ever)
6. Superhero Name (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning): "Green Stout"
7. Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): "Brie"
8. Gangsta Name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): "Superman Snickerdoodle"
9. Rock Star Name (current pet’s name, current street name): "[empty set]" (I don't have a pet, and I don't technically live on a street]
10. Porn Name (1st pet, street you grew up on): "Rusty Columbia"
1. Witness Protection Program Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): "Lee Ann"
2. NASCAR Name (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): "Maurice Donald"
3. Star Wars Name (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): "McColi"
4. Detective Name (favorite color, favorite animal): "Blue Tiger"
5. Soap Opera Name (middle name, city where you live): "Michael Portland"
6. Superhero Name (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning): "The Black Ale" (or Black Mild, Black Altbier, Black Kolsch, Black Bitter, Black Brown Ale... can't decide)
7. Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): "Coey"
8. Gangsta Name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): "Black Cherry Samoa"
9. Rock Star Name (current pet’s name, current street name): "Maris Riverside"
10. Porn Name (1st pet, street you grew up on): "Calvin McCrumb" (Jenna Jameson says this should be Middle Name + Street you grew up on, which would yield me Michael McCrumb)
Oh, and Roger, with a porn name like that... sounds like you're going to be doing a lot of "solo" "shots"!!
Buddy Palm
Best porn name ever.
Brie
Something a fly lands on??
McColi
He's bacterial in nature...
Yeah, Roger, our support group's meeting will totally be confusing, because my wife's superhero name is also: The Red Beer.
Smitty, methinks your Rock star name should be your porn name...
1. Witness Protection Program Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): McKay Ann
2. NASCAR Name (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Dillard Robert
3. Star Wars Name (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): Bu-robe
4. Detective Name (favorite color, favorite animal): Green Pitbull (OK, I made that one up, but "Green Chihuahua" sucked)
5. Soap Opera Name (middle name, city where you live): McKay Touraine
6. Superhero Name (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning): Red Ale - sucks
(There is a drink called a Bobby Burns, but having one's own name would be lame.)
7. Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Rons
8. Gangsta Name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Chocolate Oreo
9. Rock Star Name (current pet’s name, current street name): Jake Touraine
10. Porn Name (1st pet, street you grew up on): Blue Richardson
(The dog's name really was Blue)
It's funny how NASCAR-y most of the NASCAR names sound.
I don't think my NASCAR name of Constantino Robert really works, which is sad.
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